Hot or Not: American Idol
Not Hot: American Idol – Season 100 American Idol sucks (sux) this season. I can feel it already. Did you watch it last night? Because I did. And I was very disappointed with its not hottness. Here’s...
View ArticleAmerican Idol, aka Against Asians Idol
American Idol, why are you so racist…..against Asians? The first contestant kicked off the show tonight was, you guessed it, the Asian guy. Or more widely known as, the Korean guy. While he was not the...
View ArticleAmerican Idol: A Surprising Twist
In a surprising turn of events, American Idol has stopped sucking. Did you watch? You should have. It was a good one. I’m not ashamed to admit that a few of the contestants gave me the chills. One in...
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The Decline of Civilization: Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?
After a pretty intensive happy hour last night, I went home to my busted-ass couch to watch my busted-ass TV that has no cable because T*** W***** is, as RK pointed out, fucking ridiculous. So right –...
View ArticleKristy Lee Cook: Clever or Mentally Defective?
On last night’s Idol, Kristy Lee Cook took her “simple hick girl” thing a little too far. That’s right. She sang “God Bless the USA.” I just want to remind our readers that this was, in fact, the same...
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